{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}
{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
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{"fact":"In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America (about 50 million cats resided in 24 million homes in 1986). About 37% of American homes today have at least one cat.","length":178}
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